Licensed to kill gophers, by the government of the United Nations. A man free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy and in this case, my enemy, is a varmint and a varmint will never quit. Ever. They're like the Vietcong. The varmint kong. So what you gotta do, you gotta fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.